Dear Mobile Snatcher

Dear Mobile Snatcher,

Very sorry that your attempt to snatch my mobile yesterday failed. Even more sorry that I couldnt identify your cowardly and cheap face.

Just an FYI for you: You tried to snatch my mobile at around 10:00 in the night in my very own "home road". You made me feel very vulnerable in my own homeground. You are the biggest as***le that I ever "missed" seeing.

And idiot, if at all you want to use a cellphone, go and buy your own. Dont f****g dare snatching anybody's again.

No Regards for you,
Manoj

Aalwar

** / 5

The reaction of Ajith's fans in the cinema theatre said it all. Right throughout the first half they were whistling and shouting whenever their "Thalai" uttered a dialogue. The first half did show some promise of a good movie. Come second half and the reactions started changing drastically. "Dei intha padatha seekram mudi. Pokkiri podu!" (Finish this movie soon and screen Pokkiri). Thats what even I felt watching this movie!

I really do not want to go into the excruciating details of the so-called "story". Let me safely say that this movie has a "story" that can put even a 70's masala movie to shame. Cliched action, cliched dialogues and cliched songs make this movie the first "cliched movie" of 2007.

Even if one wants to make the 18646473th revenge movie, one could have brought freshness into the screenplay atleast through dialogues, scene picturisations etc. This movie sadly fails in all the departments.

And for God's sake if the next director has the line "Naan yaaru theriyuma?" in an Ajith movie I will sue him for public nuisance! How the hell many times are we supposed to see the same crap? I am sick and tired of it.

You know that things are not going well for you when your own ardent fans scream "Now stop this and lets quickly see your sister getting raped, mother being shot and you taking revenge on all of them". Pathetic!

Verdict: Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!

Tidbits:

1. Asin looks really cute in the movie. She wears knee-length skirts most of the scenes and looks a million bucks!
2. Ajith has put on the right amount of weight and he looks really good! The screenplay just looks the opposite!
3. There is one song in the movie called "Solli tharava..." which i thoroughly enjoyed!
4. There is another song in the movie called "Mayile Mayile" which I officially annonce as the worst music directed song in the history of Tamil cinema.

Thanks Mani Sir!

I get really sick if a Mani Ratnam movie does not take a good opening. I feel like whining for days together. Thankfully Guru has take a good opening and is sure to be become a superhit. I am relieved!

I have not seen the movie yet. But am definitely gonna watch it this weekend, by hook or by crook :). Will post the review once that happens. And that will be the first review in this blog. What a start!

Relieved and Happy,
Manoj

Updated 5 All-time favourite songs

I keep drawing this list up every now and then. I think I have to update this list now and so here goes. Just the songs alone. I will go into more detail in the coming days.

1. Fanaa from Ayitha Ezhuthu (Still!!!)
2. Munbe Vaa from Sillunnu Oru Kaathal (New Entry)
3. Yeh Jo Des hai from Swades
4. Sorgamey enraalum....
5. Raasathi unnai.

More musings on the above songs to follow.
:)

Cultural degeneration?

Was watching a program called "Neeya Naana " on Vijay TV on Sunday. The program debates about a particular topic every week. For the last two weeks the topic has been "Has IT led to cultural and other forms of degeneration?" or something like that.

The topic as such was interesting and the arguments put forth by both sides were also worthwhile. But I somehow felt that the pro-IT side could have easily beaten the anti-IT side by a number of "easy" arguments.

There were a lot of arguments put forth by the anti-IT side which seemed to be total junk. More on that later. But first I want to address an important point that they kept coming back to, namely cultural degeneration. The anti-IT brigade claimed that ever since IT industry had become popular the cultural degeneration had accelerated.

So in this post i want to address the issue of "cultural degeneration".

Those of you who keep claiming that culture can first of all get degenerated, please consider history before speaking. In the early Sangam culture, a man could have more than one wife. Whereas now it is considered taboo. Does this mean that with respect to Sangam times, culture has degenerated? If it is then we have to get back into that mode!

When man was first confined just to the forest, he and she wore only pieces of cloth, maybe today's equivalent of a mini-skirt. Then at some point of time Man started wearing more clothes than before. Was that degeneration of culture? Did that generation view it as such? Of course not. Indians before the British rule had a lot of different traditions and customs that would put a lot of us through embarassing moments now. So when customs and traditions changed, are we to call it "cultural degeneration?".

My point is that "culture" can never get degenerated. It can only evolve. Women wearing mini-skirts or partying late into the night does not suggest that we have become culturally regressive. It is only the reflection of the times. That is it. Nothing more, nothing less. To harp on this point is foolishness.

The other really comic argument that the anti-IT brigade were putting forth was that a lot of women were smoking and drinking and partying because IT allows them that room and space. Here are my questions:

1. Is it OK if a man smokes?
2. I mean does a man have a God given right to smoke?

They went on to add that if IT really cares for its employees, why dont companies ban smoking and ask their employees not to smoke.

Here are my rejoinders:

1. IT companies are not parents.
2. Nobody has the right, not even the Constitution of India, to ask somebody to stop smoking.

Expecting IT companies to ban smoking and asking its employees to remain clean is stupid. If that is the case why dont we ask the government to ban smoking as such and make it an offence. Is that feasible? Of course not!

More thoughts to follow.

Manoj

My New Avatar

Here I am with my French beard :)

Waiting for Guru

Am eagerly awaiting the release of Guru.
Mani Ratnam.
AR Rahman.
Abhishek Bachchan.
Aishwarya Rai.
Madhavan.
Vidya Balan.

Combination looks real hot! Hope the movie is hot as well!

Btw, the songs just rock! I dont know why ARR is wasting his time in Hindi music where his music never really gets its due. Come back to Kollywood ARR. You are wanted here! :)

Manoj

Nemesis at Noida

The stories of children being assaulted and murdered in Noida is sure to have shaken up the country. But for how long? Till the next skeleton comes out of the closet and we start focussing our energies in condemning that incident. This has become the pattern in our nation.

We have become predictable creatures. Condemn a shocking incident when you hear about it, say the right words and then just go your way. Accountability has lost its meaning.

Apparently BSP leader Mayawati was demanding President's rule to be imposed in UP due to the Noida killings. With due respect to those who have lost their near and dear ones, isnt this the mosst stupidest thing to say? Dont we all know that Mayawati or Chayawati, they are all the same and no government would have been in a position to stall such killings? Of course, the Police officers who took the incident lightly and never really investigated are to be entirely blamed for this fiasco. When the son of Adobe India's CEO is kidnapped, the police make it a priroity and trace him as soon as they can. But when poor residents of Nithari make the same complaint the police shoo them away. How unjust can society get?

Mr. Amitabh Bachchan. I have to ask you a question. Do you still really believe in all those ads that you appear in which are lavising praise on governance in UP?

Shame on you UP.

Manoj

My Laptop

For all of ye out there, here is the photo of the most priceless of my posessions.

How is it? (Superstar

style)

Saddam - Eye for an eye?

In the last and final moments of Saddam's life, I ended up sympathizing with him. Picturize this. You are about to die. You know you just have 2-3 minutes left in your life. What will you do? What will you think about? Will you at all be able to think? Watching Saddam walk his way to the gallows, I forgot who the person was. A gruesome dictactor, butcher of his own people, corrupt administrator. Whatever. It didnt matter.

How did justice catch up with him so quickly? Was it because he was Saddam and Bush needed something to crow about? Possible. Nevertheless, it was a gruesome act and vindicates the age old belief that you have to give an eye for an eye. Is it right? Morally, ethically? That be damned. The US will parade this as a great victory.

The execution has left me with mixed feelings. Do I rejoice that a dictator fell or do I feel bad for the man in his last moments?

Am confused.

10 Good Things about Tamil Cinema in 2006

2006 was a fantastic year for the Tamil film industry. Lots of positive changes happened. Here, according to me, are the best things to have happened in the industry in the year 2006.

• Rise and rise of Vadivelu - There is something about this black genius. Vadivelu's ability to make comedy out of the most routine of things is outstanding. He was at his comic best in Imsai Arasan. This phenomenal rise of Vadivelu means that Vivek better watch out. Vadivelu slowly has started becoming as much class and mass that Vivek was just 2 years back.
• Dominance of Kerala Heroines - This according to me is a wonderful trend. The Bombay Bimbettes usually ended up being just that. There used to be no scope for them to act. These kind of heroines typically followed the 3 sentiment scenes + 1 introduction song + 4 romance scenes + 2 glamour (read exposing) scenes and then final scene in climax along with everybody. The Kerala heroines like Asin, Gopika, Sandhya really did bring a lot of character to their roles.
• Ghajini's Kalpana - It is kind of ironic that Surya's career got its biggest boost not only because of Surya's acting capabilities but also because of Asin's. Her portrayal of Kalpana, the naughty and likeable girl, in Ghajini definitely marks a landmark in what heroines could do on screen. More such please.
• Ajith's comeback - I am not the biggest fan of Ajith. But there is a sincerity in this man that appeals to me. I was happy that he was on the comeback trail with Paramasivam and Varalaaru. Frankly, I enjoyed the effeminate character that Ajith portrayed in Varalaaru. It showed the grit and determination that Ajith was holding on to. If he picks and chooses his movies carefully, then he can definitely dream on to become the next Superstar. (Except that I think Vijay is all set to reach there first!)
• Vetayadu Vilaiyadu - I am an avid opening scene buff. I generally love the opening scenes. Superstar movies are the best that way. Every entry of Superstar is fantastic. It generates its own appeal and hysteria. Kamal's openings on the other hand are a tad predictable. He normally appears in a comedy scene or a fight scene to start the movie. But Vetayadu Vilaiyadu was very different. The opening sequence and the song that follows it was a feast to my eyes. I have wanted to watch the movie again and again due to just these sequences. Gautham Menon did a fantastic job with this movie which redefined how "slick movies" had to be made.
• Dhanush's Thiruvilaiyaadal Aarambam - I loved this movie and I think this movie is a lesson in "how to make madcap enjoyable movies". This movie does not boast of any intellectual content. We know that right from the start. But the way the movie has been directed and Dhanush's thoroughly enjoyable role really provides wholesome entertainment. The movie has resurrected the career of Dhanush. This is the break that he must have been looking for a long time. Dhanush does not look hero material but that itself makes him the unlikely hero bringing about the yearning that all of us have of becoming heroes.
• The Fall of Vallavan - Lets face it. Vallavan was a horrible horrible movie. I never really understood what Simbu was trying to say. I am never adverse to seeing a good romantic scene, but the supposedly hot scenes between Simbu and Nayanthara were plain stupid and utterly childish. I cannot even bring myself to say "vulgar". This should make Simbu think on what sort of movies he should be acting and directing. He got away with Manmadhan, which was really not impressive at all. But the buck has stopped with Vallavan. Time to introspect and come up with better movies.
• The Rise of Bharath - Bharath has had a phenomenal year. Pattiyal was a hit. So was Em Mahan. Then there is Veyil, which is not exactly the best movie of the year, but boasted of a good performance from Bharath. He has come a long way from Boys. He was the 2nd or 3rd hero in Boys, when Siddharth was romancing Genelia. In Chennai Kadhal, according to me the worst movie title of 2006, he got to romance Genelia and how. He is the most important hope of Kollywood in 2007.
• The Sound of Music - Kollywood experimented with music in 2006. There was YSR with Pudhupettai giving us a totally different feel. GV Prakash's wonderful tunes in Veyil and Joshua Sridhar's Chennai Kadhal. Of course, Harris Jayaraj's VV, what with Manjal Veyil and Paartha Mudhal Naaley being chartbusters. How can one forget the King? King's Sillunnu Oru Kaathal showed just why he was the King and the others were leagues behind. New York Nagaram and Munbe Vaa just rocked. Hope this trend continues in 2007.
• Ceiling on Ticket Rates - The decision by the Tamil Nadu government to fix the maximum rates at which tickets could be sold to Rs 120 for multiplexes and Rs 50 for single screens is a welcome one. Sometimes I felt Mayajaal was just indulging in plain and open robbery by pricing tickets at Rs 200! Except for Superstar movies, I dont want to pay such money to watch regular and routine fare.

That was my list. What do you think of the list? Do you have a list of your own? Feel free to publish it.

Manoj

Reborn. Reloaded. Recreated.

My third blog in 3 years. I know what you must be thinking. Cannot hold on to blogs. Has wanderlust etc. Fact of the matter is that I forgot the username / password of the previous blog and hence am forced to open a new one. :)

This blog is going to be very different from my attempts so far. I am going to have some photos also published. Photos from mundane and inane daily life. Of course it will have reporting and analysis of Cinema, politics and sports.

Here I go. This blog should be my final blog. I should be updating this everday. Yes everyday. I will consider myself a failure if I am not able to update it on a daily basis. So thats setting the bar rather high! :). Tom Peters effect! More on that later.

Right now, just wallowing on the thought of starting a new blog. The Times of Manoj. Enjoy!

Manoj